Net Bullseye Game 10

<the ghost of jay stewart>
Welcome to the start of our second season of the internet game in which daring determines the fate of the player.....

This is the game of strategy, luck and knowledge...

This is (insert lightning) Net Bullseye!!

And here is our host, Tom Hornikel!
</the ghost of jay stewart>

Thank you Jay Stewart. Thank you friends, and welcome to the first regular game of our second season. For the past several weeks, we have been enjoying our first annual Tournament of Champions. Five players competed for a cyberprize of $100,000. It was a great game with some of the very brightest players to participate in this show. Of course, there was only one winner, and Mike Klauss came out on top.

Now, we begin our second season, and all of our players have the opportunity to "knock off" our king of the hill. If you would like to play along in Game Ten, and possibly take a shot at defeating our champ (Sorry, Mike! But Dan Enright would have wanted it this way!), just respond to this e-mail no later than 11:59 p.m. EST on Tuesday, September 7, 1999. Space is limited, so I must accept applications to play on a first come basis. If you don't know how to play, just go to my webpage. The address is at the bottom of this e-mail. Good luck everyone!

Here's hoping everything you do hits the
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ BULLSEYE! _)_)_)_)_)_)_)

Tom Hornikel - Host of Net Bullseye and Net Blank Check

http://tjhornikel.cjb.net/

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WATCH KLINE AND FRIENDS.

Net Bullseye Game 10 Round 1

<Ghost of Jay Stewart>
Here he is with the first scoreboard for our new
season, our host, Tom Hornikel!
</Ghost of Jay Stewart>

Thank you, Jay! It is becoming a habit for me to say that Mike Klauss is our current leader. In fact, it seems like Mike is becoming the Net Bullseye equivalent to Lt. Thom McKee. However, at the end of our first round, Mike's lead could easily be challenged by several players. Round Two should prove very interesting.

Let's take a look at the scores....

PLAYER SCORE DETAILS
Mike Klauss	$2000	5 out of 5	Animal Crack-Ups@$400
Gus Mahler	$1200	4 out of 4	Love Connection@$300
Mark Jeffries	$1200	4 out of 4	Animal Crack-Ups@$150
Brett Tatsuno	$1000	BULLSEYE BONUS	The Game Game@$100
Noiel Spearman	$1000	4 out of 4	Animal Crack-Ups@$250

Eddie Timanus	$ 900	3 out of 5	20th Century Trivia@$300
Shirlynn Bernaciak	$ 750	5 out of 5	Love Connection@$150
Mitch Groff	$ 600	3 out of 3	Foreign Phrases@$200
Mark Sinsabaugh	$ 500	2 out of 5	The Game Game@$250
Dean Scungio	$ 400	1 out of 1	The Game Game@$400

John Venturini	$ 250	1 out of 1	The Game Game@$250
Adam Marchese	$ 000	0 out of 2	20th Century Trivia@$200
Rob McMonigal	$ 000	0 out of 4	Animal Crack-ups@$400
Justin Lollie	$ 000	0 out of 3	Love Connection@$200
Brian Henegar	$ 000	M.I.A.
Thanks to all the players who made our first round a lot of fun. Let's get into Round Two on Monday! Here's hoping everything you do hits the (_(_(_(_(_(_(_ BULLSEYE! _)_)_)_)_)_)_) Tom Hornikel - Host of Net Bullseye and Net Blank Check http://tjhornikel.cjb.net/ FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WATCH KLINE AND FRIENDS!

Net Bullseye Game 10 Playoff

Welcome to our first PLAYOFF ROUND of the new season. We have some new rules that I hope you will enjoy, and here is Jay to introduce our playoff contenders...

<ghost of Jay Stewart> Tom, here is our returning champion, who has won over $150,000 on Net Bullseye. He is a tech geek at an ISP, and one lousy piano mover. Meet Mike Klauss!

Mike's challenger is a musician, composer, and soap opera magazine writer. He is Gus Mahler! <ghost of Jay Stewart>

Tom Hornikel: Gentlemen, welcome to the new PLAYOFF ROUND. Instead of the individually played game that we play in rounds one and two, the Playoff Round will be much closer to the original Bullseye series.

We will start with the player with the higher score after the first two elimination rounds. That will be you, Mike. That player will have "control" of the first spin.
That player must contract for the spin. Once the contract is in play, it must be completed. If a player misses a question, control goes to his or her opponent, who must try to answer the missed question correctly in order to steal control. At the completion of each contract, the player who earned the contract is entitled to bank the winnings accumulated in the contract, or risk it. If the money is banked, control goes to the opponent. If it is not banked, the jackpot will grow, until the completion of the next contract. The first player to bank $2000 wins the game, and may go on to play the BONUS ISLAND bonus game.

Good luck to both of you fine players. Mike, the windows are spinning the information. Here is your first spin....

(Bvvvvvoo--shshshshunk!)

(*( LOVE CONNECTION for $350 )*)

(shshshshunk!)

(*( FOREIGN PHRASES for $100 )*)

and your contract is for ...

(shshshshunk!)

(*(*( BULLSEYE )*)*)

What a way to start the new rules!

Mike Klauss: <singing> All the world needs is love...sweet love...EXCEPT ME! Foreign phrases for $100, please.

Tom: Foreign Phrases for $100. Remember, with the Bullseye, you MUST let me know, with each answer if you wish to continue (risking your accumulated winnings in the contract), or to bank the contracted winnings. Since this is Playoff Round, I must hold you to that. Here is your first question. Bonne Chance!

(*( Quite often, you meet a person who has a "C'est la vie" attitude. What does "C'est la vie" mean?. )*)

Mike: It's what I would have said when the piano fell. "That's life", Tom.

Let's stop using the bullseye right now, keep the money in the pot, and spin the info again.

Tom: Tres bien! Here is your second spin of the round...

(Bvvvvvoo--shshshshunk!)

(*( FOREIGN PHRASES for $250 )*)

(shshshshunk!)

(*( 20TH CENTURY TRIVIA for $350 )*)

and your contract is for ...

(shshshshunk!)

(*( 4 QUESTIONS )*)

Mike: That's much better. Let's go for the 20th Century Trivia @ $350 per, please.

Tom: Mike, you are risking your $100 on this question...

(*( Who was elected president of Argentina in 1946? )*)

Mike: <singing yet again> Don't cry for me Argentina... <end singing>

That would be Peron!

Tom: Mike, you are no Kathy Lee, but you are correct! Here is your second question...

(*( In the 1980's, what manufacturing corporation was guaranteed over one billion dollars in government loan guarantees? )*)

Mike: I'll take a guess...Boeing? >>

<Frank>NO!<Frank>

Since Mike answered incorrectly, control goes to you,
Gus. >>>>>>>>>>>><DING>
In order to retain control of the contract, you must correctly answer the question.

Gus Mahler: yayayayay i think its chrysler???????????????????/

Im goign to shoot myself if its dow :)

Tom: Chrysler.

Mother Mopar.

Final answer?

It is a correct one.

Two down, two to go to complete the contract.....

(*( In 1958, three nations formed the United Arab States. Egypt and Yemin were two of those countries. What was the third? )*)

Gus: u know im very very confused.. but i THINK this is syria.. and i THOUGHT it was called united arab republic?

Tom: You are correct. And it is now known by that name. Three down, one to go to complete your contract....

(*( In 1955, what two powerful labor unions merged? )*)

Gus: i will try.. the AFL and the CIO?????????? :)

Tom: Frank? What do you think?

<frank>RIGHT!<frank>

Gus, you have completed your contract. The jackpot stands at $1500. Do you wish to bank that money, or take a stab at another spin, with the goal of $2000 looming closely?

Gus: <<SPIN!>>

Tom: Gus, you are risking your $1500 jackpot on this spin. Good luck...

(Bvvvvvoo--shshshshunk!)

(*( LOVE CONNECTION for $250 )*)

(shshshshunk!)

(*( ANIMAL CRACK-UPS for $100 )*)

and your contract is for ...

(shshshshunk!)

(*( 2 QUESTIONS )*)

Gus: ROCKIN!!! wooo hoo.. my dream spin..

i will take love connections please :)

Tom: Gee Gus, are you sure about your decision???? This is a contract that will add enough money to the jackpot for one of you to win the game. Good luck to both players, as Gus takes his first question....

(*( Reputed to be the greatest lover of all time, the name of this 18th century lover has become a part of our language in describing a lover. )*)

Gus: how about casanova? :)

Tom: No thanks, I already ate. Oh you mean the lover? You are correct, Gus. One more correct answer will complete the contract, add $500 to the jackpot, for a game winning total of $2000. Gus, for $4450 and the game, here is your question....

(*( Name the love of Emperor Napoleon's life. )*)

Gus: She had comet i think.
Wasn't she a plumber?????????????

ITS JOSEPHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>

Tom: YOU WIN THE GAME!!!! Sorry. I sounded like Patrick Wayne there for a moment! Congratulations, Gus. You are our new Net Bullseye champion, and will be playing the bonus game momentarily. Gus, you defeated an incredible champion. Mike Klauss, you have distingushed yourself as one of the all time greatest players on Net Bullseye by winning Game 8 and our first annual TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS. Congratulations on those victories, and a very well played game against a tough new champ, Gus Mahler. I hope to see you in future games, as well as, next year's ToC. Lets give a big hand to Mike Klauss and our new champion Gus Mahler.

Gus, you will be joining me on the BONUS ISLAND, right after these words....

Net Bullseye Game 10 Bonus

<ghost of Jay Stewart>This is our new Champion, Gus Mahler. Stand by as Gus attempts to avoid the LIGHTNING in our Bonus Island Game for over $40,000 in cash and prizes, including a BRAND NEW CAR!...as we play NET BULLSEYE! And here is our host, Tom Hornikel!<ghost of Jay Stewart>

Tom: Thank you Jay Stewart. First off, congratulations on a fine victory Gus. You defeated our current and grand champion, Mike Klauss. Moreover, you are the first champion to have played our new Playoff Round, and did it very well. So far, you have accumulated CY$4450 in the main game. On our Bonus Island, you will have the chance to add a fortune in cash and prizes, including this prize that the ghost of Jay Stewart is about to describe. What is it Jay?

<ghost of Jay Stewart>IT'S A BRAND NEW CAR! The 2000 Chrysler 300M, Motor Trend's Car of the Year Award Winner! This sleek new design is reminiscent of the legendary 300 Letter series cars from the fifties and sixties, with the sophistication and comfort of a modern luxury sedan. Complete with a 253 horsepower engine, heated leather seats with memory control, and 11 speaker Infiniti stereo with cassette and 4 disc CD changer, power moonroof, Autostick and more! Today's 300M. The technology has changed, but the soul lives on. Furnished by Daimler Chrysler. </ghost of Jay Stewart>

Tom: Hear that Mr. Klauss? Chrysler!!!!! Now, I am happy to say, Gus Mahler it is time for you to join me on the Bonus Island. So come on over to the ........

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Gus, in these three windows are various dollar amounts, Bullseyes and Lightning. The object is to collect 3 Bullseyes without seeing the Lightning. You may freeze a window containing a Bullseye at any time, but if you do collect those 3 Bullseyes without seeing the Lightning, you will win two and one half times the money you have accumulated in the game, as well as, the prizes that Jay is about to describe.....

<ghost of Jay Stewart>Gus! You will be playing for our GAME SHOW HOSTS PACKAGE! First, tee off, just like Jack Narz, with this beautiful set of golf clubs, and a trip to Pebble Beach for a weekend of sun and golf. Next, it is time to kick back and relax like Alex Trebek, with a nice glass of wine! You will receive a full year's membership in the Wine of the Month Club. Lastly, who could forget that legendary host Patrick Wayne? Not only did he host Tic Tac Dough, but he also hosted a show in MONTE CARLO! We will be sending you on a seven day/six night excursion to one of the most beautiful resorts on the globe...Monte Carlo. Gus, this Game Show Host package is worth in cash and prizes...over $8900!!!<ghost of Jay Stewart>

Tom: One more thing, if you get three Bullseyes in one spin, you will win that Chrysler 300M! Good luck to you. The windows are mixing the information. Good luck with your first spin.....

(Bvvvvvoo--shshshshunk!)

(*( BULLSEYE! )*)

(shshshshunk!)

(*( $250 )*)

(shshshshunk!)

(*( BULLSEYE! )*)

Please let me know if you wish to take that $250 and quit the game, or risk it all for the prizes. Also, do you wish to freeze your Bullseyes, knowing that getting three on one spin could win that 300M for you?

Gus: OH WOW>. 2 on first spin !! Ill go again please!!!

Tom: Freeze the Bullseyes?

Gus: please!!!!!!!!!

Tom: Let's put those two Bullseyes on ice, and hope that the Lightning is behind one of those two windows. Let's spin the middle window, and see if Gus can make this a fast game.....

< BULLSEYE! >

(shshshshunk!)

(*( $150 )*)

(shshshshunk!)

< BULLSEYE! >

$400. Keep going or take the money and run?

Gus: keep going!!!

Tom: Gus is going on a hunch that the Lightning window has been frozen.
Let's see what happens....

< BULLSEYE! >

(shshshshunk!)

(*( BULLSEYE! )*)

(shshshshunk!)

< BULLSEYE! >

YOU WIN! Congratulations, Gus! You win $1000, plus the $8900 prize package. All totalled, you have a one game kitty of $14350. Congratulations on a splendid job. You will be returning for Game 11, as our new champion. Thank you Gus, Mike and everyone for making Game 10 a huge success. Please let me know your thoughts and opinions on the new Playoff Round.

Until next time, this is Tom Hornikel hoping everything you do hits the
(*(*(*(*(* BULLSEYE! *)*)*)*)*)

<ghost of Jay Stewart> All of our departing contestants will receive the home game version of Net Bullseye. It's as much fun playing it at home, as it is playing it at home.

Plus, Rice A Roni, the big flavor side dish. The one that cooks up so quick. So easy. It's the one you sautee and simmer to flavor perfection. Rice A Roni is the San Francisco Treat.

And, from Frank's World of Toys, it's Tickle Me Frank. Just tickle this adorable doll and it says, "OW!"

And, a year's supply of Beaver Pops. Just freeze 'em and eat 'em. Beaver Pops.

</ghost of Jay Stewart>

NET BULLSEYE

Hosted by Tom Hornikel

Written by: Tom Hornikel
Kim Hornikel

Music provided by: Timothy Hornikel

By hosting this game, I am in no way implying ownership of the game BULLSEYE. BULLSEYE is owned by Columbia TriStar Television, a Sony Pictures Entertainment Company.

Please don't sue me Sony.
I am one of the few a.t.g.-s. contributors who does not flame Game Show Network.

<ghost of jay stewart>Net Bullseye is a TOM HORNIKEL PRODUCTION, and was
created by JACK BARRY AND DAN ENRIGHT PRODUCTIONS </ghost of Jay Stewart>

Here's hoping everything you do hits the
(*(*(*(*(*(*(* BULLSEYE! *)*)*)*)*)*)*)

Tom Hornikel - Host of Net Bullseye and Net Blank Check

http://tjhornikel.cjb.net/

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Last updated on 17 Oct 99
by J. Wayne Rhine